Rating: 15ish, no graphic sex, but mentions of thrusting and stuff.
Genre: humour (well at least to me anyway)
Festive Theme: 'A Very Weevil Christmas' or 'The Weevil that Stole Christmas'
For: remuslives23 and I apologize if this comes off crackish. I'm just trying to be funny cause I need some humor, and writing this made me laugh lots. This was written for mistletw I promise to write you a proper holiday fic after I get home from vacation, smut and all.
Warnings: Parties, kissing, mentions of sex, weevils acting strange, pterosaurs having fun
Disclaimer: I am not RTD or the BBC. I do not own Torchwood. I play in the sandbox, because I like to make alternate realities of cannon. How the Grinch Stole Christmas belongs to Dr. Seuss himself, Mr. Theodor Geisel. I am not making any money off of this.
A/N: This story is laid out like an online version I found of How the Grinch Stole Christmas. I'm not going word for wordish, I'm changing some stuff around but it's all good fun. And again I apologize to remuslives23 for this. I know this isn't what she wanted, and if you don't want me to keep it on my LJ, I'll remove it. Like I said above, a proper smut holiday themed fic after I return from vacation, will happen. Hell I'll be in Wales and I'll be like Ohhh, I could turn such and such into a fic :)
How the Weevil Stole Christmas